I’ve had three embarrassing and very painful experiences this past week. So I figured I’d share it in this blog so at least somebody will be entertained at my expense.
- While we were in Idaho for the holidays, we went to a Thai restaurant with family. One of the things we ordered was a soup with spiciness rating of 4 (out of 4). I like spicy food so I had Angela scoop me some of it. She asked me if there was anything specific in the soup that I wanted. I saw a baby carrot so I thought “ooh, I really feel like having a carrot.” I ate most of the soup and then got to the carrot. I bit down on it and thought it had a weird texture–kind of hollow with a chewy skin. It had such a weird texture that I spit it out to find that it wasn’t a carrot but a Thai pepper! My mouth was already burning but kept getting increasingly painful. The burning just wouldn’t go away even after drinking 4 glasses of water and eating two plates of rice. I started hyperventilating and I couldn’t see anything around me. I thought I was going to pass out! Or die!
- All night last night, my finger was hurting. This morning I woke up to find that I had a cut about 1/4 inch wide on my finger and it was bleeding. What!? Where did that come from? Angela?
- Today we went to Petco and saw they had a ferret. This one was particularly interested in us. I always stick my finger in the cage because the ferrets like to sniff you. This time was different. The ferret bit down on my finger hard and wouldn’t release it. I tried to shake her off to no avail. So then I tried to pull my finger out of the cage, and she still didn’t let go (even though her face was smashed against the cage). So I took my other finger and started tapping on her nose, which worked. Fifteen seconds and a bloody finger later, I finally had my finger back. Oh yea, and this bite was on the same finger that had the mysterious cut.
Holy smokes! That IS a series of unfortunate events! I can’t imagine how painful all of these were. Good luck avoiding those peppers and mysterious cuts! It might be easier to do by avoiding Thai food and ferrets…
Oh…. I empathize. Once I thought I was eating a green olive and it ended up being a pepper… and I do not like spicy food.
I hope the cuts get better!
Ouch! Bummer on both! Hope your mouth and finger are healed up!
Great to see you guys over Christmas, but wish we could have played/seen more of you both! Thanks for the techno help too! You two are an amazing team!
:)Anne and John
ROFL! I know what you talk about in the strange cuts/wounds. Sometimes I wash my hands and it stings and I look to see a cut. I have no idea where it came from. Sleepwalking maybe?